Bear & cubs: | Put that gun down! What will happen to my babies? |
Bee: | Let my honey be. |
Bird: | Don't cage me. I was born to be free. |
Bull: | Bull fighting is gross. |
Calf: | You treat me with unspeakable cruelty. |
Cat: | Overpopulation is making me homeless. |
Chick: | Please don't de-beak me to crowd me in a small space. |
Chimp: | Respect me! I have feelings and intelligence. |
Circus Lion: | Your burning hoops are no entertainment for me. |
Cow: | The rain forests are being destroyed because of your appetite for my flesh-and so the whole earth. |
Coyote: | I have rightful place in the natural order of the universe. Don't interfere. |
Deer: | I am not yours to kill to satisfy your power craze. |
Dog: | Please don't let them sell me to a laboratory. |
Dolphin: | Your tuna nets often catch me. |
Duck: | I'm too cute to shoot. |
Elephant: | Curb your greed for my tusk. |
Fish: | Your hooks really hurt. |
Fox: | "and God saw that they were good." You who call yourself religious, pay attention to your own scriptures. |
Frog: | Learning is better when you don't dissect me. |
Goat: | My milk is for my kids, not yours. |
Greyhound: | No animal likes racing and what happens when I don't win. |
Guinea Pig: | I don't want to be your guinea pig. |
Horse: | I do not like pulling you silly, overloaded carriages on dirty, auto-polluted city streets. |
Horse: | I do not like pulling you silly, overloaded carriages on dirty, auto-polluted city streets. |
Lamb: | The emphasis on meat-eating in your society is caused by your "over-masculinized," patriarchal culture. |
Llama: | I don't want to be your new meat -- you wicked people. |
Lobster: | How would you like to be boiled alive? |
Mink: | It takes forty of our coats to make you one bloody coat. |
Mouse: | I just want to be me, not genetically manipulated by you. |
Penguin: | Watch your oil! Don't spill it where I live, or anywhere. |
Pig: | If only I could fly, I'd fly out of your slaughterhouses. |
Poodle: | I do not enjoy being "primped," powdered or paraded. |
Rabbit: | Is your vanity worth my eyes? |
Raccoon: | You might catch even a child in your cruel leg-hold traps. |
Rhesus Monkey: | I don't want to be part human: It is bad for me and for you. |
Rodeo Animal: | How do you think I like the rodeo? |
Rooster: | Do you own fighting, macho-man. |
Seal: | I am only a baby. Please don't club me to death. |
Sheep: | Sheering contests are no fun for me. |
Snake: | Who said that I am evil and that you should tread on me? |
Spotted Owl: | Think! You don't have to destroy my habitat. |
Turtle: | Mock-Mock soup is better than the real thing. |
Listen man! Animals are not yours to kill, wear, eat, exploit, in entertainment or use in experiments. Clean up your act. Control your population and your greed. Try a little compassion so that all species might live in harmony on planet earth.